there are a few laws that govern the world, and these are a few that i've found very true, and applicable to modern society...


Etorre's Observation:
The other line moves faster.

Barth's Distinction:
There are two types of people in the world: those who divide people into types and those who don't.

Acton's Law:
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

Boob's Law:
You always find something in the last place you look.

Clarke's Third Law:
Any sufficiently advanced society is indistinguishable from magic.

Franklin's Rule:
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he will not be disappointed.

Issawi's Law of the Path of Progress:
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

Mencken's Law:
Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.

Patton's Law:
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Murphy's Law:
What can go wrong, will go wrong.


How true...